Harry Potter Syndrome 

The feeling you get after experiencing an amazing year, month or any extensive time period, and then following that with a horrendously average time period.

Many college freshmen experience the harry potter syndrome in the summer after their first year.

Harry Potter Syndrome by James Bond007 August 2, 2012

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone 

One of the best videos on youtube full of the greatest old memes and is one of the best to watch with the fam

damn I wish harry potter and the noscopers stone was more popular

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone by funkeee potateees January 28, 2019

Harry Potter separation anxiety

the empty feeling you feel when you realize that as of July 2011, there will be no new installments of Harry Potter, and that the Deathly Hallows is going to make you cry because it will all be over.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how good Deathly Hallows was."

Person 2: "Yeah, this just means I'm gonna have a bad case of Harry Potter separation anxiety now that it's over."

Harry Potter separation anxiety by MareBearsOhMy November 25, 2010

Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules 

It's said that after years of years of getting into Harry Potter thanks to someone else, there comes a time in every HP fan's time that they are ready to see this Chart

Wormtail>Cedric = Wormtail klled Cedric
Voldemort (Gave Wormtail's hand)> Wormtail
Harry>Voldemort.

Using an awesome method by some smart dude, this refers that not only does Harry Potter PWN a premature little Vampire, but 4 times

Therefore, Harry Potter is 4x better than Twilight.
Suck it Vampires

The Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules!

Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules by PunkyHearts August 7, 2011

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

harry potter vs twilight 

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)

troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)

harry potter vs twilight by semi456 November 27, 2010

Harry Potter Pill 

From the Youtube show Smosh-A type of pill made for crazily obsessed Harry Potter fans that won't shut up about Harry Potter. The pill is red and white with a lightning bolt and consists of three simple ingredients: enriched wheat flour, vitamin B6 and a lethal dose of cyanide. Also comes in chewable form for kids, and suppository form for the hard core fans! Once you take this pill, you will be permanently silenced from talking about HP....forever!

Sue: "And then Ron said........And Dumbledore licked his lips and....."
Lily: Hey I have something for you......*hands Sue the Harry Potter Pill*
Sue: Ooh, a lightning bolt *swallows pill*
2 minutes later:
Sue: *casting spells in Harry Potter heaven
Lily: That was easy.

Harry Potter Pill by Meow Meow Meow Quack February 16, 2012