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Girfriend Cleptomaniac

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
by applesz. March 31, 2009
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Gfriendphobic

Having a strong dislike or hatred of Gfriend, especially in a way that is extreme or not reasonable.
"LOL, Why Gfriend still in the chart? They are disbanded~"

Why are you keep mentioning gfriend? There are many other groups. You are so Gfriendphobic. Just focus on your favs.
by Justabuddy. January 1, 2022
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Gayfriends

When two straight male friends are in love with each other. They'd never date or do anything sexual, but they are genuinely in love.
Zach and I are gayfriends, but we each have girlfriends.
by KeithLedger February 27, 2012
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garyfriend

A friend you or another friend meets online or over XBOXLIVE and constantly text messages or IMs you. This person is a sketch ball and doesn't have many friends so they need to talk to you. This friend makes themselves sound a lot cooler than they really are to impress you. This friend also makes sex jokes and intends on raping you when you go to see them.
Cody: Dude Adam Sarah met a garyfriend through me.
Adam: Dude nice
Cody: Yah but he makes himself seem a lot cooler than he really is.
Adam: Sarah is such an idiot, I bet she's gana go and see this garyfriend.
Cody: Yah that sounds like Sarah.
Sarah: What the fuck you guys are just jealous because my garyfriend loves me.
Adam: He's gana rape you when you go to meet him.
Sarah: Yah whatever it'll be fun.
by SKKroxit35 February 24, 2009
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gayfriend

Absolutely having nothing to do with someone's sexual orientation, since anyone can be a gayfriend, it is:

Someone who a girl/guy has been friends with so long, that the tiniest thought of ever being in a relationship with that person no longer crosses their mind. Can be a person who is "the guy" or "the girl" that's always there for someone, helps them through situations, or is there for them when no one else will, but is now so far into the "friend zone" that they will never have a chance with this other person. Usually,
1) Man, Joe is really into Julia, but he's so deep into the friend zone that now he's Julia's gayfriend.

2) Dude, I love Andrea, but not like that, we grew up together, she's totally my gayfriend.

3) I think Jane and I would be great together, but she's always dating assholes, i'm pretty sure i'm just her gayfriend now.
by SteeLO-NYC April 23, 2009
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Best Guy Friend

A Best Guy Friend is typically used as a term for females to describe a strong relationship towards a guy who will never have a chance as a boyfriend. A guy friend is usually protective and funny and is willing to be caught in a cross fire. But beware! He will want to hangout with is male friends and leave you out of it. But don't worry he doesn't mean to.
"No he's my best guy friend not a boyfriend."
by . . . October 17, 2019
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Best Guy Friend

A girls best guy friend is a place you never want to be, it is the zone where the girls bitches to you about her problems and you make the mistake of relating to them.

It is a mix between the friend zone and nice guy persona.

It is a horrible place to be, you eventually develop feelings for that person and then they shoot some comment of f to you such as,

" We have such a great friendship and, I don't want things to get out of hand " .

or,

" Last time it got out of control when I got to close with this other guy ".

Avoid this zone..the nice guy/friend zone/best friend zone mixed.

Close friends is probably going to far, if she ever calls you best friend you are butt fucked for life and have no chance with her at all -ever-.

This is coming from a guy who just delt with this situation today and it is a sucky ass place to be.

Do your self some good;

Pick up some weights.

Don't return her calls emails etc for a day.

Don't let her use you as an emotional door mat for her problems.

Never confirm best friend with her if she ever considers you that.

Just keep this in mind, it isn't because your ugly or an asshole or whatever it is. It is because you have gotten to close to her and if you do end up having something as more than friends and it went of course it would cause her to much emotional pain.

That is for nice girls, who sadly go for bad guys.

assume the opposite for sluts..
Guy: I like you allot
Girl: I like you as a best guy friend!
Guy 14 months later: I feel for you differently
Girl: We are to close and if it gets out of hand...well...
I am sorry!
Guy: Goddamnit

This is a very realistic situation. I am speaking from personal experience..
by Crushed under her converse November 16, 2007
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