gronch

to slowly and aggressively grab something. it’s similar to when your least favorite teacher grabs your shoulder and just holds it tightly for a while.

Person 1: *takes person 2’s paper*
Person 2: hey! you can’t just gronch my paper!

by yuckie! May 15, 2024

Groinch

to groinch — For shorts, pants, or underwear to slowly ride up into the groin and cause discomfort.

“If I wear these again, they’re definitely going to Groinch me”

“These shorts were Groinching me during PE”

by Alan Lexington November 27, 2025