Godlyn

A class apart in Beauty. very shy but Brilliant.
Passionate, caring and the Best Mother a child would dream to have.
The fitting Queen of a Big dog.
mind you, she’ll put your man under her spell, she the modern day witch.

it’s Godlyn, i’ll go the distance. i might not do this on a regular but i know her spell is fully at work.

by ëriff July 1, 2019

godlyund

Godlyund refers to American Eagle Underwear that has a full tiger design, because that what god would wear.

“Did you see Jeff rocking a Godlyund?” asked Tom. Greg replied,” what in the fresh never frozen, grass fed, sweet and savory, Kentucky Fried Fuck!?”

by Raspberry Frog December 23, 2019

godlyxgloom

the best gloom editor to ever exist. literally my idol 😍

girl: have you seen godlyxgloom’s new edit?
girl 2: no?
girl: get out.

by TheToeSniffer October 7, 2021

Facebook Godly

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.

Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.

by Bald Truth February 10, 2015

The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.

Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.

by tornadopoop August 17, 2010

Godly Scene Kids

A very popular group of scene kids, Shane Novacaine and Shayla Wahla from myspace, who write and compose songs about sex and a ginger named curtis.

Dude, those Godly Scene Kids are banging vagina like crazy on myspace

by Meghan Jamster September 28, 2008

godley

To meander down a hallway and purposely brush against a female coworkers chest.

I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.

by Viejo August 8, 2007