by kyrosuckedoffurmom March 29, 2022

by Hatersgonnahateboyyyy March 5, 2021

When a man is down to go to a Con and then is down to spend 10 bucks for a burnt ass glizzy served by the homie Jesse
Jesse: Damn armani you want this glizzy???
Armani: Fuck yeah i want this glizzy! IM THE GLIZZY GOBBLER!
Armani: Fuck yeah i want this glizzy! IM THE GLIZZY GOBBLER!
by Lady Of Luminosity July 12, 2022

A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend
“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025

Hey mom look at uncle Larry he a glizzy gobbler :mom huh 😀: yeah he gobble up that glizzy :mom what 😀
by Hey urben dic December 2, 2021

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.
by The Fizz Fazzeler July 20, 2025

by MR steal your dad September 20, 2022
