when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but
you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and
eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you
call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your
emergency
You : there is a gay ass
mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder:
understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location