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fumehead

(n) A perfume or cologne enthusiast. A perfumista.
He's got fifty bottles of cologne in his refrig. Total fumehead!
by Smell-U February 2, 2009
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Ned fulmer

A man who says that he loves his wife but has a consensual workplace relationship with an employee
by Iuseallpronouns October 11, 2022
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toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
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Bongle fumes

The unique smell of the sweat around your testicles when they've not been aired for a few hours on a very hot day.
Phew, my nads are giving off some right bongle fumes.
by Rassclart George December 23, 2018
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Pulled a fume

Lack of sleep or pulling an all nighter. This originated in the john hammond discord server.
Last night i pulled a fume and I'm exhausted.
by Nameless312 January 9, 2023
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Fuerza Regida

a motherfucking fire ass michoacán group that plays trap corridos. with group members Jesus Ortiz Paz, Samuel Jamiez, Khrystian Ramos, José Garica. puro fuerza regida guëy
ay foo vamos al concierto de fuerza regida esta noche con la morras. vamos anda pedo 🤪
by estoypeda February 17, 2020
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Funeral Treatment

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009
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