i fucked my dog

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 9, 2018

are you fucking my dog?

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

by davykid15 February 4, 2008

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by A.WAYNEEEEEEE May 11, 2018

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More popularly identified as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien, THAT Fucking Dog (TFD) certainly knows how to work an audience. Surely, you've heard his wise jocularity in regards to how often he schools MBNA employees, such as Bailey aka Shrek. UNDERAGE BEEE-SEAN!

TFD Often utters the line, "What kind of legs does she have?" Promptly, S.B. becomes excited, but knows he's inferior to Dusty and the rest of Citibank employees' 7.5 inch cocks.

by Marly Sauble July 23, 2005

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i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

by WilliamTaylor December 13, 2007

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