Happy fuck day ass mouth

Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.

On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.

Stifler: Thats pretty cool.

by cheeda777 October 1, 2004

National Fuck Day

May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on

Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi

by mcmikey5 May 22, 2019

national fuck day

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

by Jonathan Graham Cracker August 6, 2019

National Fuck day

It’s time to fuck

Today is national fuck day, so you wanna fuck

by young_papi October 20, 2019

December Fuck Day

December 18 December’s day to fuck. If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on this day. A week early Christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up, come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

National Virtual Fuck Day

April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!

1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!

by jard30 April 17, 2021

National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022