Front seat, Back seat syndrome

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011

The Front, Back, And Inside Out

When you simply have only one clean pair of underwear on Wednesday and laundry is on Saturday. You use the front of the pantaloons, then the back. You procede to fold them inside out and repeat the cycle. Gross.

I’m doing The Front, Back, And Inside Out man!

Oh shi*dawg stay dafuq back u stank like a hog with crabs.

by Jphrank473 April 12, 2018

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Business in the front, party in the back

Mullet

You see that mullet? That's a business in the front, party in the back style!

by MsLi23 May 11, 2012

Back End Cold Front

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.

To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.

by Irish Beast June 18, 2006

business up front party in the back

Business: confident, presentable, serious

Party: At ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time...

After winning the world championship lawnmower races, Earl shouted "Business up front party in the back!" with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. Meanwhile his competitors stood to the side cowering in defeat.

by Ryan Michael R November 19, 2007

2 in the front 1 in the back

When a guy and two of his friends find a girl they want to all do. They put up their index and middle finger and their pinkie up to show 2 of them want the front and the third gets the front. As in one of them inserts their penis in the girls mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the ass.

Dude me and my friends gave this one hot chick the 2 in the front 1 in the back!

by coolkidd123456789 December 11, 2009