Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.

Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??

by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025

Freakatroid

A total freak

Jeezus, that dude is acting like a total freakatroid

by simzim March 10, 2009

freakture

when your super natural it's freaky, like taking showers once a month,, or eating fresh fresh food, like raw.

That girl is a freakture

by Livinginthemoment(M) June 14, 2016

Freakmate

When you find the only other person in the world, who matches your freak. The one who meets your insatiable desire for the dirtiest animalistic sex . The only person who will ever live up to the expectations of what you need for a satisfying lover.

Katie and Joe met at a wedding.. They had animalistic sex. Soon after, they realized they were true freakmates.

by katiegaryfingerbang October 18, 2018

freakarious

a man you would classify as a freak often named Carter. 33% freak, 33% sass, 33% joll, and 1% fine shyt.

That guy over there? That's just Carter, but we call him freakarious.

Man 1: "Damn, that guy has some sass."
Man 2: "Don't worry, he's just freakarious."

by edsheeran_hate_page November 24, 2024

Freakatron3000

The freakiest freak of all the freaks and freakers. If you dont watch your back, he will freak all over you without hesitation. (not the scary kinda freak)

Dude I ran all the way home because I saw Freakatron3000 pissing on kids.

by Joey Schlezball April 7, 2024

Freakatron3000

He is by far the freakiest freak of all the freaks and freakier. He will, without a doubt nor hesitation, freak all over you.

Dude I ran all the way home because I saw Freakatron3000 pissing on kids.

by Joey Schlezball April 7, 2024