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Asian Fish Man

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
by justINSECURE August 5, 2008
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fishmonger

A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."
"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
by JB308 April 5, 2008
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Fishmas

the first day of trout , celebrated by camping and fishing , filled with merriment and many a folk tale by the fire ! No matter the weather !
Fishmas was est. on the first day of trout season in Pennsylvania in April 1985 .
by camp four mile May 1, 2011
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Fishtangle

A two dementional shape composed of a sideways triangle and water droplet shape to form the simple outline of a fish.
"What did you learn in geometry today?"
"We learnt how many sides a fishtangle has."
by rhys rohypnol July 28, 2009
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Fishmonger's Dustbin

A vagina that could attract seagulls from miles around.
by Brighty Boy 91 February 25, 2011
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Fishani

“Bruh do you smell that odour?”
Yeah man it’s her fishani”
by stankynfishy21 September 6, 2019
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fishmongers sleeve

Fucking hell Janet when was the last time you washed? You smell like a fishmongers sleeve!
by C Dore March 6, 2022
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