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finching

the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
by jadeth_ September 28, 2022
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finching

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
NO YOU HAVEN’T”
by iovelupin September 28, 2022
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Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
by ethanandrish May 30, 2024
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Frenchinality

The unique combination of arrogance, unnecessary complexity, and passive-aggressive surrender that defines the French national character. Characterized by an unshakeable belief that one’s own mediocrity is actually sophistication, and that everyone else is simply too uncultured to recognize it.
“He spent 45 minutes explaining why his store-bought baguette was superior to homemade bread, then gave up halfway through eating it — pure frenchinality.”
by French_Reality April 14, 2026
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