Faizan

Literally can't find his AirPods for the life of him. Just turns out it was in his pocket and that he's just a dumbass

Person 1: Yo Faizan, where tf are your AirPods?
Person 2: Oh look, it's in his pocket the whole time
Person 1: Faizan you dumbass

by Distraught Barcelona Fan September 17, 2021

Faizan

faizan is a type of a rabbit in Bangladesh or as they say khorgosh babugarl

Oh my God is that a Faizan

by Natsbbg February 26, 2022

Faizan

Usually a dude who is short, annoying, very annoying, extremely annoying, and is not a very nice person. Deep down he MIGHT care but usually hes a jerk who doesn’t know his place.

“Hiiii faizan!”
Faizan: “shut up”

Not like anyone would speak to faizan anyway but yeah

by Nigga behaviour February 16, 2025

Faizan

He does not attract he repulses.
He does not eat he gobbles.
He does not speak he snorts.
Simply a mouth-breathing incel.

Today I feel like a Faizan
(Today I feel like a waste of sperm)

by ShloShloShlowie October 4, 2023