The sexual act of retaining water in the Butt hole while your partners penis is on fire. Then insert penis into butt hole thus putting the fire out. Use flame retardent lubricant before lighting penis on fire
The butt extinguisher is a mystical beast that comes out every year. This beast gets the butts of all and rips them open like a coconut. The victims butt is no longer and will skinned into a carpet
Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after
Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.