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erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
by ilovesakura September 6, 2023
mugGet the erm... what the scallopmug.

erm... what the DERP?!?!

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
mugGet the erm... what the DERP?!?!mug.

Erm mha gherd

When something is so unexplainbly cute/adorable that you can't help but outburst with "Erm mha gherd."
*notices a baby-kitten* "ERM MHA GHERD"
by Kai Isuko June 22, 2018
mugGet the Erm mha gherdmug.

erm mah gush

Another word for "Oh my gosh"

I like to play around with my words and also sound retarded and funny at the same time ya feel me
erm mah gush did you see her new shoes they are so kwel
by jewwce April 19, 2017
mugGet the erm mah gushmug.

ERM WHAT THE SIGMA

GUY 1:HE IS GAY
GUY 2:ERM WHAT THE SIGMA
by SHELLFISHE May 30, 2024
mugGet the ERM WHAT THE SIGMAmug.

Erm, what the sigma

-Your father and I are getting a divorce
-Erm, what the sigma?
by Spiritwolf8 May 30, 2024
mugGet the Erm, what the sigmamug.

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