erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

by ilovesakura September 06, 2023

erm... what the DERP?!?!

erm what the deuce?!?!?! (derogatory)

erm... what the DERP?!?!

by derogatoryterms September 30, 2022

erm… what the flip

when something weird just happened

i just blew up a hospital!

erm… what the flip

by neowth September 27, 2023

Erm mha gherd

When something is so unexplainbly cute/adorable that you can't help but outburst with "Erm mha gherd."

*notices a baby-kitten* "ERM MHA GHERD"

by Kai Isuko June 22, 2018

erm mah gush

Another word for "Oh my gosh"

I like to play around with my words and also sound retarded and funny at the same time ya feel me

erm mah gush did you see her new shoes they are so kwel

by jewwce April 19, 2017

erm

a better way of saying "um"
what you say when youre like "wtf"

Person 1: "yo i just took the fattest shi ever"
Person 2: "erm.."

by ermwhattheflip October 02, 2023

Erm

An indication of awkwardness, distaste, un-comfort or even fear.
E.g:

Steven : “Erm, what the flip dude.”

Greg : “What? Was it *really* that bad?”

Steven : “You ate a raw egg, and then proceeded to rip said hair off your head and push it into your pants.”

Greg: “Oh. Erm.”

by lexisinc November 29, 2023