Bang Energy Drink

An energy drink with no calories or sugar, however loaded with aculfame potassium, sodium benzoate, and disodium edta which are all patrolium derivatives that cause cancer, liver damage and various other DNA damaging properties! But don't worry it's approved by the fda. ;)

Person 1: Bang Energy Drink is the healthiest energy drink!

Person 2: no... just no

by hamshanks December 5, 2018

Storm Energy Drink

An incredibly empowering energy drink that is very popular among sports people, students and basically all the top shattas in Ghana

Kofi: "That footballer has been playing incredibly well today! It must be that Storm Energy Drink I saw him drinking earlier."

Ama:"Jane been working out all week at the gym without a break. That girl is beast!"
Sarah:"Must be that Storm Energy Drink."

by funkumia January 31, 2020

Pussy energy drink

An energy drink made by Pussy in the U.K in 2006. It was later on banned for being sexually explicit.

Gotta go buy some pussy energy drinks! U want one?

by PxrkBoy November 20, 2020

energy drink

a slang term used as an inside joke around parents and our peers to explain what is REALLY contained in the old nuspeed bottle as we chug away...

Nicky: DUDE wanna get messed up off the energy drink tonight???
Mokky: yeah dude lets do it!!!!!!! i love the feeling those energy drinks give me
Mickey:wut are you guys talking about?!?!?!?

by random italian man seeking sexual healing May 29, 2007

cocaine energy drink

the shit that burns.

i drank a cocaine energy drink today, and my throat was on fire and i was sweating.

by crackalacka. August 7, 2008

Tab Energy Drink

An energy drink made especially for girls. It increases female hormone levels. NOT FOR GUYS TO DRINK. If consumed by a guy, be sure to see your doctor ASAP. I'm not even kidding. If you don't visit your doctor, you will turn into a girl! Stupid idiot, why do you think the bottle is pink?

John drank Tab Energy Drink; now he's Joanne. What an idiot.

by Soid January 20, 2007

energy drink

A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.

Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.

With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!

OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!

by Downvoting Victim January 6, 2014