EAD

Acronym for "Eat A Dick"

"My boss is such a jerk. He can go EAD!"

by geeneou5 August 18, 2017

ember eade

ember eades are generally nice peices of poo, with green bums.

ember eades mainly feed on donkey tails and frogs balls.

Look at that creature, by the way it acts, it looks like it must be an Ember Eade!

by pilpydoe June 30, 2011

maddison eades

maddison is a girl who alwyas wanted to impress, sadly her mother got a bit tipsy and decided to turn straight into a fucking truck. ever since this day its been a staple in friend groups and is known worldwide for her ambition to drink while driving. rest in whiskey aleisha.

(near maddison eades residence)
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."

*dead silence*

prince: "lived."

by bigdickniggs September 16, 2025

ead

An incredibly short version for 'Eat a dick' which is slang all the brain dead millennials use to roast each other

I hope you ead

by Some Otaku June 12, 2018

ead

eat a dick

“u lame asfk”

“ead”

by ms moss dog.? April 19, 2023