Call of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

by EpicKnight March 8, 2011

Duty Before Booty

When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.

Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?

by Urban Dictionary January 6, 2007

off-duty booty

When a cop sleeps with one of the populace he is suppose to be protecting.

From Lie to Me, season 3 episode 3.

An officer getting the number of a girl he pulled over rather than ticketing her then sleeping with her would be considered "off-duty booty."

by u2s July 10, 2011

Call of Duty

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.

I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007.

by raexe December 27, 2011

Fall of Duty

9/14/2010

When Halo:Reach releases, the result will be the Fall of Duty.

by halo:reach September 4, 2010

call of duty booty

Deterioration of muscular tissue in the rear/ass area, due to inactivity , because of prolonged sitting during extended sessions of Call of Duty 4.
Flatness.

"Goddamn my ass is sore from sitting there trying to get my prestige up!"
"haha fucktard, you've got Call of Duty Booty"

by davyjavy August 4, 2008

bird duty

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.

- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.

by soperilleux January 16, 2009