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Alabama double-down

A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.

About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!
by Dmriches11! July 17, 2022
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Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.
I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.
by mondoSugundo December 4, 2010
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New Jersey Double Down

The New Jersey Double Down is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a KFC double down and putting it into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "New Jersey" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Double Down'" the female who has recieved the KFC Double Down. In New Jersey, you see, good old white boys, when bored, would fuck any girl that moves including the delicious KFC double down (Which your life fully sucks when you dont try it so stop reading this and go to Kentucky Fried Chicken right now and try it instead of wasting your pointless lives) To properly perform the New Jersey Double Down follow-up procedure, one must take a nice fresh hot KFC double down onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs the colonel sauce in which that explode out all over her (including her nipples). By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully New Jersey Double Downing the girl... repeating, naturally.
Yo guys! Did you see that hot ass girl Kim lately? Man, i just want to give her the New Jersey Double Down.
by jupaoflam December 11, 2010
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The Double Down

A sexual position inspired by the KFC sandwich which features two boneless white meat chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. As the guy is having sex with a girl doggie style, he flips her over and cums his Colonel's sauce on her stomach, slaps 2 pieces of bacon on her then grabs the other girl he just finished having sex with and throws her on top of the girl he just came and slapped bacon on and VOILA you have the Double Down. 2 boneless breast, bacon and cheesey/colonel sauce in the middle.
As Jim drove through the KFC drive through to order the famous Double Down sandwich, he fantasized about doing The Double Down with the hot twins he met from last night's party.
by We now open 7 days a week! April 29, 2010
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boomer double down

When a baby boomer doubles down on something they know is wrong so that they don't have to face the possibility of being wrong. Often relating to technology. Seems to get worse the older they get. Possibly a sign of early dementia.
Terry pulled a boomer double down as he insisted that Firefox was his search engine and his browser was Google. He just wouldn't listen to reason, probably because he knew he was wrong and wanted to avoid looking stupid.
by CuriouslyStrange February 24, 2021
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47 Double Down

An old school football play that old men in their 40s and 50s refer to when bragging about their grade school football prowess.
Kenny: When we played St James in the Turkey Bowl, we ran 47 Double Down all day down thier throats.

Weber: PJ was unstoppable
by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022
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