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dork

1) An overly obsessive nature that causes social ineptitude i.e.: Star wars Dork, Car Dork, Computer Dork; 2) Someone who has there own unique sense of humor, fashion, and social awareness; 3) A way to insult cool people; 4) The male whale reproductive organ.
1) That E3 convention is for game dorks. 2) This orange haired girl who never stops laughing at baby fetuses is a complete dork. 3) (So and so socialite, famous person works too), you dork. 4) That whale's dork needs its own zip code.
by Gun Dork June 5, 2005
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dork

About 1950, we considered a dork to be a person who sits in the bath tub blowing farts, and then tries to pop them.
Billy, you are a dork (now picture a skinny little nine year old sitting in the tub popping his ...)
by Little Richard June 4, 2003
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dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles
you see that kid is a real dork
by the man December 7, 2004
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dork

Used humorously to describe one's penis.
Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.
by Jose_wanntaka December 26, 2007
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dork

a hot ass girl that is really goofy and hilarious. She can get lost sometimes but is really cute. She is loved by her boyfriend alot!
"I was telling her analogies and she said "stop telling me all these analysises""
"te heheh"
"what a DORK!"
by marco...POLO!!! May 12, 2006
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dork

Verb = to dork: slightly and unintentionally or accidentally misadjust or bring out of correct alignment

Adjective = dorked: tweaked, misaligned, off
"I sat on my glasses and dorked them." Or, "Yesterday I dorked my back while lifting bags of cement."

"The door rubs in one corner because the frame is dorked."
by Skeezix May 3, 2006
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dork

Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention, to have fun, or because they don't care what others think of them.
Dorks are so annoying.
by Dan June 25, 2004
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