prayer driven development

When developers write code blindly not knowing if it will work.

I haven't written any tests #PrayerDrivenDevelopment

Micheal, stop practicing prayer driven development.

by throwaway1231231231231 October 9, 2016

Roblox Developer

A person who does not know what grass feels like because they have not stepped foot outside ever since they made a Roblox account, these people usually just sit on their asses all day coding some overrated half-assed piece of shit trend game that is dickriding off of the success of some original game. There are, however some good games by some good developers but that's rare depending on who you are, but most of them just either rip off real games or leech off of trend games so you're better off just buying a real game instead of paying 10,000 Robux for some shitty pet in adopt me or something.

"Hey baby wanna hang out later?"
"You seem like a very good guy, yeah."
"Thanks, I'm also a Roblox Developer."
"Get the fuck away from me."

by gman gaming March 9, 2021

Arrested Developement

Possibly THE best show on television.

What show is even better than Degrassi? Arrested Developement.

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Development Opportunity

Basically a shit sandwich served up at your work by a senior manager, who calls it a 'development opportunity' to relieve their conscience as they should be performing this task themselves.

Manager - "I have a development opportunity for you, could you please do (insert mundane task here)?"
You - "Fuck!"

by It's a swan February 4, 2010

Touge Development

Touge Development is a place where the population contains 90+ virgins and some actual cool car fans. Oh and it contains traps.

Wow man I posted porn in Touge Development and got banned.

by W5ba July 20, 2020

Develope

A devilish antelope. This word is often used when people misspell develop.

Simba: Nala did you catch that antelope you wanted for lunch?
Nala: Naw... I don't want that develope! It was a mean son-of-a-bitch.

by daawesomebeck March 16, 2011

Development opportunity

A responsibility or task that absolutely noone wants.

Boss: So who wants to take minutes for this two hour meeting every Friday lunchtime where we spout bullshit about stuff that nobody really cares about?
Employees: ...
Boss: But it's a DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY :)

by 1DNS March 27, 2020