Derning

When someone is in a state of confusion, intoxication, or general nonsensical behavior. Similar to “tripping”.

Jeremy was derning so hard last night. He took his clothes off and shat on my dog. He was so dernt.

by PissNigga74 January 24, 2023

Dern scrat

Someone with especially small ears

Bro Andrew can’t hear anything. He’s got dern scrat

by Geebo April 2, 2025