Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before

What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo

by Eos September 22, 2012

Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018

Déjà Poo

The phenomenon of flushing the toilet after pooping, only to return later and find the poop still in the toilet.

Mere: Why didn’t you flush the toilet?!
Jash: I did! This is a serious case of déjà poo.

by CozyClassico November 9, 2022

Deja poop

The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.

I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?

I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.

by laszlomann April 21, 2010

De Ja Poo

Having to take a shit Right after you finished taking one.

BlaBlaBla.. Finished shitting.. Wiping my asshole clean now.. Oh no. Gota take another shit.. De Ja Poo..

by ILikeEatingShit February 28, 2011

de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

De ja poo

1. The experience of de ja vu while taking a dump.
2 the experience of de ja vu upon looking at a finished load before flushing it down.

3. Any experience of de ja vu while on the John.

I looked down in to the toilet bowl after taking a dump and vividly experienced de ja poo.

by Bobby Nunn November 16, 2016