Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
2)fapping, that is self explanatory
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
2)fapping, that is self explanatory
by llamaguy May 05, 2007
"When he stepped into the ring today,May 5th,his collar remained unironed,his wardrobe was wrinkled,his belt missed two loops,his zipper made it halfway up to his waist,and he had a unicorn jutting out from his unibrow.He felt comfortable on this particular day! After all,it was STINKO De MAYO !"
by YX May 06, 2006
Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
by Stoney69 July 17, 2022
Antonym for ano de mayo. "Obo de mayo" is a term used to describe one who is very (de mayo) obese (obo).
After eating an entire seven layer chocolate cake, one girl giggled, "Omigod we are so obo de mayo."
by thehottone June 08, 2005
The Eleventh of May. A day of celebration for teenagers of English, Dutch, or Swedish, decent across the U.S. but primarily in Southern California.
Nathanael: "Don't forget about May 11th."
Wesley: "I couldn't possibly, you've only told me like a hundred times."
Nathanael: "Haha."
Wesley: "Don't worry about it, dude. It is Once De Mayo after all. We're totally gonna party."
Wesley: "I couldn't possibly, you've only told me like a hundred times."
Nathanael: "Haha."
Wesley: "Don't worry about it, dude. It is Once De Mayo after all. We're totally gonna party."
by George Weasley May 05, 2007
A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.
Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
by Not Mat May 11, 2012