When two related cyborgs cultivate their cyberomance over the internet. They have long discussions over facebook chat, often after drunken parties, but when they see each other in real life, sentences are usually two words or less.
Sometimes they cannot recognise each other in real life unless fashioned akin to their profile photo.
Sometimes they cannot recognise each other in real life unless fashioned akin to their profile photo.
Nat on internet: how come you went all narcoleptic on me last night... i was getting so close to it, i almost got you to tell me the whole reason for 'chad' (since you wont tell me sober)! How you feeling this morning anyway? Wanna cyber siblincest?
Nat in real life: sup.
Nat in real life: sup.
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Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.
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cyberamorous: pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving relationships via the internet.
We are cyberamorous. We share and connect on social networking sites and "love" each other even though we've never even met in person!
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Get the cyber ice mug.When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
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Also a Marvel comic superhero - who lives in Colorado, can appear invisible, and is immortal.
Also the leader of a cult, wherein men castrate themselves before her as an ode to her. At times of imminent defeat, she provides the power and stamina to overcome and to let loose the boundless energy of the universe.
Like the movie that bears her name, she is independent-spirited but has wonderful relationships with men who support her in her goals.
Also a Marvel comic superhero - who lives in Colorado, can appear invisible, and is immortal.
Also the leader of a cult, wherein men castrate themselves before her as an ode to her. At times of imminent defeat, she provides the power and stamina to overcome and to let loose the boundless energy of the universe.
Like the movie that bears her name, she is independent-spirited but has wonderful relationships with men who support her in her goals.
I knew my life was screwed until Cybele came to help. She really shook things up and got me through it.
When I'm an ass, my buddies tell me to Bobbitt my member and offer it to Cybele. They say it's the only way to make amends and get some peace.
But when I'm a good man, the kind all the ladies want, who shows up at the doctor's office to hold her hand, who listens when she's trying to process her troubles, who offers her a shoulder, a nice meal, and my unequivocal support, well that's when they say I'm infused with Cybele's spirit.
It doesn't hurt for me to have a bit of that wild bad boy side too, to take my girl to another sexual plane. Cybele knows wild - in fact, she's the goddess of it. She certainly enjoys some good outdoor fornication. And as an immortal, she's got stamina.
When I'm an ass, my buddies tell me to Bobbitt my member and offer it to Cybele. They say it's the only way to make amends and get some peace.
But when I'm a good man, the kind all the ladies want, who shows up at the doctor's office to hold her hand, who listens when she's trying to process her troubles, who offers her a shoulder, a nice meal, and my unequivocal support, well that's when they say I'm infused with Cybele's spirit.
It doesn't hurt for me to have a bit of that wild bad boy side too, to take my girl to another sexual plane. Cybele knows wild - in fact, she's the goddess of it. She certainly enjoys some good outdoor fornication. And as an immortal, she's got stamina.
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