costume

Someone that puts up a front. Somone pretending to be someone or something else and it is not even Halloween. Puting on a Costume for us sort of speak.

Look at this guy what a Costume!

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

badger costume

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.

Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!

by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005

Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.

My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.

by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010

constumer

A customer that is also a consumer

Constumers buy stuff from us as well as from other people

by Helmsdown May 14, 2015

Crossmealing

Mixing different types of meals in the same to-go-box.

"Hey shitbag why are you putting the goddamm macaroni and cheese on my steak you're crossmealing my shit!!!"

by Madman800 September 24, 2016

Multi-costumed

A person who suits many different costumes and outfits, and looks good in all of them.

person: Are you sure that dress is for you?
Me: Yeah, I'm multi-costumed.

by MB's&not May 28, 2019

Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023