Crezzing is the act of stimulating the nipples or genitals of a freshly embalmed corpse until it begins to secrete residual embalming fluid, which is then collected and used as lubricant during a nearby masturbation ritual. The session is typically performed beside the open casket, often in silence, with climax ideally achieved before the corpse's pupils fully dilate under viewing lights.
This act is associated with grief, guilt, and the pursuit of what practitioners call the "funeral finish." Some collect the fluid in ornate vessels referred to as a Crezz Cup, and log the act in personal codices.
This act is associated with grief, guilt, and the pursuit of what practitioners call the "funeral finish." Some collect the fluid in ornate vessels referred to as a Crezz Cup, and log the act in personal codices.
“Tom said the embalming was still fresh and the satin wasn’t stained yet, so he went for a clean crezz.”
“Dylan lit two tea candles and crezzed for twenty minutes before someone walked in. He blamed ‘mourning jitters.’”
“Clayton always said he’d never stoop to crezzing, but Sean caught him mid-stroke behind the curtain with a milk jug. No shame left in the Brotherhood.”
“Dylan lit two tea candles and crezzed for twenty minutes before someone walked in. He blamed ‘mourning jitters.’”
“Clayton always said he’d never stoop to crezzing, but Sean caught him mid-stroke behind the curtain with a milk jug. No shame left in the Brotherhood.”
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