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orinda country club 

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
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Sweetwater Country Club 

A place where “Sweetwater Bitches” hang out - A place where you will find fake, jealous, crotchety women, who play tennis & suck at pickle ball, (so they form their own little clique, because they can’t stand anyone being better than they are.)
If you join “Sweetwater Country Club”, Be Warned!…At some point you will encounter “The Sweetwater Bitches”…Geeze!

indian ridge country club 

A country club located in Andover Massachusetts where rich preppy kids in American flag bathing suits with Louis Vuitton towels order thousands of dollars worth of itilian ice from their parent's accounts
"Mom! I am late for golf. MOM! TAKE ME TO INDIAN RIDGE BITCH" Indian ridge country club.

Country Clubbed 

When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.

Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!

Cuntry Club 

A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club

Country Clubbed 

When you delete someone from facebook in order to obtain a smaller friends list "country club".
Oh, I just country clubbed 200 people.
Country Clubbed by space_bears March 13, 2011

Country Clublican

All fat rich white Republicans that frequent country clubs.

These doughy, nuckle bumpin', baby boomers are able to acquire wealth while golfing-- all the while neglecting their families and the environment, treating anyone different from them with a special dose of smug contempt and smarmy sarcasm, and putting quantity ahead of quality in all that they do.

When not golfing, Country Cublicans can often be found smoking a cigar, while accumulating things in a suburban mall. They are especially skilled at making wife jokes while oggling teenage girls.
Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Country Clublicans.