Cornflaking

The act of one person poking Cornflakes up the butt of another.

Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"

Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."

Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."

Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."

by Letzd32 January 17, 2011

cornflakes

pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.

II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.

by j-ello July 20, 2008

Cornflake

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"

by Gordo23 September 19, 2018

Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.

Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!

by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 01, 2009

Cornflake

The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.

Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.

by aperape March 27, 2008

cornflakes

the crust that forms on your face after sniffing too many poppers

them poppers burnt like hell last night ive got some serious cornflakes forming under my nose

by Messarooni July 29, 2008

CornFlakes

the flakiest person you know. someone you never can count on. definately deserving the title CornFlakes.

hey yo Anwar did baldemar come by and help you out like he said he was?

who "CornFlakes" that fool never showed up!

by plan-a-emcee October 20, 2005