Conundrum

Noun:
A situation or happening that insists upon itself creating an irrational answer.

1. The phrase "Not planning ahead is planning for failure" is a conundrum. By not planning you are planning which means you aren't not planning, therefore you can't plan for failure at all, because the only way to plan for failure is to not plan at all but by not planning you are planning.

by KG Be Bosshogg. December 2, 2011

conundrum

A fun word to say that describes your friends constant on and off relationship with a girl. Usually is used in replacement to the girl's name

DJ, I'm serious as much as you want me too i am not going to help out with the conundrum that is your ex.

by Brycemiller January 16, 2009

Drop a conundrum

Slang for relieving your bowels of a large poo. Used in an environment where saying i gotta crap would be inappropriate.

Tom-"Man be right back"
Matt-"Where are you going?"
Tom-"Just gonna drop a conundrum"

by The spellmaster October 29, 2010

Conundrunk

co·nun·drunk

Anything that puzzles a drunk person.

Jared - "Hey!! hey....hey uhhhh Tim. Do we order pizza?"
Tim - "Awwww man! I love pizza! but it costs so much!"
Jared - "Dude....This is such a conundrunk!!"
Tim - "What the hell does that mean?

by Tomasaurous January 26, 2011

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

Woot Conundrum

The time of night when you can't decide if it would be worth it to go to bed or to stay up to see the next day's woot.

Dude #1: Aren't you going to bed yet? It's late and you have a 8am final tomorrow.
Dude #2: Na, I'm waiting for the woot to change!
Dude #1: Gawd, not the dreaded woot conundrum.

by nm3210 April 30, 2011

Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020