colgate splash

to brush someones teeth with a penis; to give a blow job with toothpaste lathered on the penis; so dirty yet very clean; variations include the cinnamon rush and the citris cyclone

hey wanna colgate splash?

oh my god that was refreshing.

by nikop January 4, 2008

Colgate Surprise

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 9, 2008

Colgate Kiss

a very fresh and sweet kiss

His Colgate Kiss is awesome

by Trang Nguyen April 18, 2006

Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock

Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.

by Gingerninja May 29, 2018

Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube

Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties

by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021

Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.

Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."

by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008

Colgate Queen

A female that uses a toothbrush to masturbate.

"Dude, I was on WickedCamChat last night and saw this fat colgate queen just going at it with an electric!"

by Reignisfalling April 16, 2010