A religion created for the coffeeholics that love to drink coffee every day and be hyper! Coffeeholicanism was created the summer of 09 by two alaskans nicknamed "Latte" and "Priest".
Rules Of Coffeeholicanism::
1. Must drink coffee daily. (All missed days must be made up for)
2. Must accept coffee in all forms. (ex: plain, flavored, mocha..etc.)
3. Must not limit times for drinking coffee. (You can drink coffee at lunch or even 1am)
4. Decaf is a joke. 'nuff said.
**Note coffeeholicanism is not a real religion but to be taken as a joke :)
Rules Of Coffeeholicanism::
1. Must drink coffee daily. (All missed days must be made up for)
2. Must accept coffee in all forms. (ex: plain, flavored, mocha..etc.)
3. Must not limit times for drinking coffee. (You can drink coffee at lunch or even 1am)
4. Decaf is a joke. 'nuff said.
**Note coffeeholicanism is not a real religion but to be taken as a joke :)
Person 1:"Hooray for coffee!!!! I drink coffee everyday!"
Person 2: "Really? You must practice coffeeholicanism.."
Person 1: *Bounces off wall* "Yuuuup! How did you know??"
Person 2: "Really? You must practice coffeeholicanism.."
Person 1: *Bounces off wall* "Yuuuup! How did you know??"
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if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
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