A girl who would be a lesbian if not for George Clooney. These girls usually think balls and penises are gross and dislike men in general and the masculine form. George Clooney, however, will make them drool and shout, therefore saving their heterosexuality.
You like Carrie? Well, good luck with that. She may say she likes boys, but she's really just a Clooney Lesbian.
by RJ :-) November 30, 2006

by Dr. Mung March 27, 2004

A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.
by alabamaman February 7, 2007

To clooney-out means to age progressively well as a man. As women get older, their looks tend to fade. Men on the other hand season with age and become more attractive, like George Clooney.
"Bro, I haven't seen you in years. I'm dig'n the silver hair, the nice threads and the hot young girlfriend!"
"Ya gotta clooney-out bro... clooney-out."
"Ya gotta clooney-out bro... clooney-out."
by clooneyclone November 27, 2013

Adjective describing when you crush roughly a handful of chips or crackers and spread them across your food.
by ClooneyStyle January 1, 2017

A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.
by alabamaman February 7, 2007

The art of turning loose meat sandwiches into millions.
To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.
To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.
by whodatwhodere? January 5, 2008
