sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.

Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!

by Auhxy April 4, 2017

Clutchersons

A group or individual who can clutch/win or take back the game despite the score or amount of apposing team members.

Clutchersons: The name given to a team/Group of people who can clutch/win a game for the team.

by MrSalty June 18, 2017

Clinchmas

Noun - a holiday. When you have waited a long, long time for your favorite team to make the playoffs. Then, they finally do. Leading up to the clinch is like Christmas when you were a little kid. Clinchmas is the day the clinch happens. Clinchmas Eve is the night before.

Holy crap. The Reds are finally back in the playoffs. Merry Clinchmas!

Or, as a greeting - Happy Clinchmas

by edavis44 September 30, 2010

Sheet Clencher

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass

Krystain is a sheet clencher

by Nickilous October 19, 2005

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

by CP November 18, 2004

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010