When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.
Hey Amanda, why are you crying!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013
Get the Fetus Cletusmug. The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018
Get the Alabama Cletus Festmug. 13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy
by k19299 July 17, 2021
Get the Cletus Bartholomew Day!mug. An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.
by Toivo22 May 13, 2020
Get the Cletus steamermug. by Cel.demers September 27, 2017
Get the cletus cheesemug. by Taggymag October 21, 2022
Get the Cletusmug. Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?
by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018
Get the Cletus Fetusmug.