Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

Cobster

Someone who poor work, rigger, butcher, shotty work, inferior workmanship, chisler, Loki.

That guy is a cobster.

by Asswipey November 3, 2021

Cistern Swirley

French kissing someone after popping a cist or boil getting the puss and blood mixed around in the saliva

Gave my partner a cistern swirley last night or I got cistern swirled at a party.

by Raynespider July 7, 2022

Cister

A woman born with a vagina who likes other women. A lesbian who was born a woman.

Transbians want to be lesbians but they cannot be because they were not born with a vagina. Only women born with vaginas can be Cisters.

by TamiFeralFowler January 8, 2025

Cistercian class of 2030

No. Just no. Absolutely not. Run for the hills. I’m sure some are nice, but that’s like -2/40. please run the fuck away

Girl 1: Bro, cistercian class of 2030 is evil
Girl 2: I know.

by anonymousfollower November 29, 2025

Mr Cister

A Cis born male who feels threatened by being called "Cis"

Mr Cister says he is a real man. Cis is a slur and other science denialism ensues...

by Bubble Popper. August 12, 2023