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After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.
I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.
by Count Flatula November 19, 2013
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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

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The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
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Chocolate cake

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The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11
by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019
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Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection
Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake
by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022
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Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
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When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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