Chipotle

The best god damn motherfucking shit you can put in your mouth, but the line is so fucking long and the food is expensive... which is totally worth it if you want an orgasm in your mouth.

Human: God, give me the best food you can bestow
God: Okay *hands over Chipotle*
Human: Holy shit this is fucking amazing! *has mouth orgasm*

by AreialInferno March 2, 2015

Chipotle

Besides the Mexican food chain, Chipotle is also a word for a very small man's penis. So small, it could be non-existent

He had a Chipotle? Wow, how small was it?

by Chipotle lover25 February 25, 2011

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

by Ace n Barry February 2, 2017

Chipotle Farts

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

by Pizzile December 18, 2006

Chipotle Makeout

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Chipotle Effect

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"

Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.

by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011