Chimp

n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

by gothfungus January 09, 2012

Chimp

A dumbass person

Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."

by Frixion fred September 20, 2020

CHIMP

Acronym for "Cum Hard In My Pants."

"Bro...those girls are so hot, I'm about to CHIMP," said Russell.

by Warlin April 28, 2018

Chimping

When one, of female or male origin, cannot survive without a lover or sexual partner and overlaps relationships. Like a chimp only letting go of one branch only once has hold of the next.

Bob is chimping, he is moving onto Alice but he is still with Sally

by Bobsacunt May 16, 2019

Chimped

Rocking up to a fight without your leader and going straight back home.

I was going to crush them until I got chimped

by Tdiz123 May 01, 2018

Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.

Lol that bot just chimped himself

by David Rushby December 13, 2007

chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.

Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009