crack chili

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)

This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!

by Pastor Jeffrey September 8, 2022

New York Chili Dog

Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.

Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.

by DirtyDoc May 31, 2016

pot of chili

A pot of chili is when you're really sick to your stomach and have terrible diarrhea. Then before you can flush you have to hop off and vomit Into that same , very full toilet. This making a pot of chili

Oh my god... I was so F'in sick after that Indian food I ended up making a HUGE pot of chili.

by HayColtZoc September 16, 2013

mexican chilidog

When penetrating the bum of a female using taco bell hot sauce as lubrication.

Brad gave Jennie a big mexican chilidog after finishing his crunch wrap supreme. It was good to go.

by peterbee October 1, 2006

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

Chili Sniper

A person who only aims for the butthole; and is insanely accurate. A one-shot, one-kill type deal.

Can also describe a fart gone terribly wrong, in which a nug of shit accompanies the gas expulsion.

"Look at that fag on the unicycle!"

"Yeah shroder, what a little chili sniper."

by Brosephhhhh April 1, 2010

White Chili Cheese Dog

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.

"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."

by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018