centennials

A senior citizens who acts like Millennials. Constantly on their phone. Texting while driving cetera.

These damn centennials are always on their phones...

by Ryenado October 17, 2020

Centenniobriety

100th day of sobriety from anything.

The bottle down long. 100 days now strong. “Centenniobriety” I have become.

by Imhungry68 May 8, 2022

Bentennial

A person under the influence of fentanyl, often spotted bent forward at the waist in an eerie, frozen posture as if studying the sidewalk. A Bentennial is defined by stillness, silence, and their uncanny ability to hold a fold for a long period of time.

Downtown was full of Bentennials today — whole blocks folded over like broken lawn chairs.

by SmileAM September 27, 2025