The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.
Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.
by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022
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by mephisto May 30, 2003
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Goth rock with a country twang or with a country & western beat and chord structure. Country music with dark, morbid themes related to revenge, suicide, hangings, etc.
by Doktor John November 9, 2010
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Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013
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Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.
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The woman usually dies!
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