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Cassandra Claim

Named after the Greek prophetess. A way of saying “I told you so” or to remind people not to complain to your ass about shit because you warned them all about the problems you saw coming a mile away.
I filed a Cassandra Claim when you hired his dumb ass so don't start in with me. I told you he was a sticky fingered shifty bastard and you still hired him so it’s your fault that he stole over $9,000 worth of stock.

I’ve got a Cassandra Claim on your boyfriend cheating on you, Beth, because I warned your ass that I saw his car parked in front of the porn store just about every night on my way home from work.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Cassandra Claire

Fan fiction writer who weaves quotes from popular television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Black Adder with excerpts from obscure novels, short stories, and occasionally other fan fiction writers's stories, recontextualizing the strands within the Harry Potter framework to produce a hybrid work self-published under her own name.
You'll never believe this: I think I found a sentence in Cassandra Claire's new chapter that's completely her own!
by Anne O'Tate October 26, 2006
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Cassandra

a Cassandra is a total bad ass she is a pretty girl but will never belong to anybody she would make a kick ass best friend
shes loyal but she prefers to be alone
damn shes hot must be a Cassandra
by sk8ter gurl May 14, 2019
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Cassandra

Often nicknamed: Cassie, Cassy, or Cass, Cassandras are very sweet people. Yet they can be an absolute bitch if you're annoying, or they're not in the mood. Cassandras normally have brown or black hair, and brown eyes. They're quite artistic, they also are shy at first once you meet them. But then they're probably gonna end up being the most strangest person you know. They wonder how you're not concern with how much they joke about their trauma!

Cassie normally picks up half the guys and girls at school, but it's also quite hard to reject them. Otherwise in actuality you should check up on them.
Person 1: “Yo dude! have you seen Cassandra?"

Person 2: "Ohhh you mean the quiet kid in our class?"

"Yeah! She seems so mean but I talked to her and she's actually super nice."
by Sock's dock April 17, 2021
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Cassandra

Cassandra is a beautiful person. She loves hard. She cares deeply for those close to her. She carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She often feels misunderstood. She has been hurt a lot in the past, but she does not let that define her future. She forgives freely, but will not let you take advantage of her. She is loyal and very defensive when it comes to her loved ones. She is a keeper. If you ever encounter a Cassandra, you do not want to let them go. She is truly one of a kind, a precious gem.
Cassandra is an amazing person.
by Wygig November 24, 2021
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The Cassandra Weiner Disease

A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..

Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023
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cassandra wong

The most amazing, most beautiful, most SPECTACULAR girl you'll ever meet. Her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining. Her hair falls perfectly without her trying.
Every time she smiles, the world stops and stares for a while. When you see her face and you can't help but think, “Man, theres nothing I would change”
Cuz she’s amazing, just the way she is.
She's the type of girl anybody would catch a grenade for,
Throw a hand on a blade for,
jump in front of a train for,
take a bullet straight through the brain for
Whenever she’s around, it's so dysfunctional
because nobody can focus ~~ she's too eye-catching
even the sweetest dream wouldn't come close to being AS sweet as she is.
She’s pretty without any makeup on
She’s funny even when she tells the punchline wrong
your heart'll stop when she looks at you
She's just that amazing~~ :D
She's sweet, she's funny, she's kind, she's loving, and she's MAD cute.
Boy 1: "Shiiitttt... is that cassandra wong?"
Boy 2: "yeah dudddeeee......"
Boy 1: "Shiiittttt....."
Cassandra Wong: "hey guys~~ :D"
Boy 1 and Boy 2 melt due to overdose of happiness cuz cassandra wong actually talked to them.
by DomodoreAdmirer:DDD August 2, 2011
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