brandon

1.A gay asian who tries to act white.

2.A douchebag who fails every class in school.

Brandon has an IQ below 50, how can such a retard exist?

by thatshoweroll December 24, 2008

brandon

a guy who is epic, in general, and who is more stubborn than me. and my only male bestfriend!!! he makes me smile. and hes cooollllll

me on my fone: omg i can't wait to walk through the rain!!! :) i love it!!!

brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1

by texasgirl:) August 16, 2011

brandon

A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.

"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"

by ihatebrandon December 7, 2012

brandon

a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"

Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."

Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"

by joe blow 699 March 31, 2009

brandon

super gay kid.usually portugeese,or however you spell it.dumb ass in school.lazy,scared of everything,spoiled.

that kid that goes to north maine high school seems like a brandon

by chadisgay1212 October 16, 2008

brandon

likes black cock in and around his ass

i bet you're just like brandon

by jmuels22 June 30, 2011

brandon

someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's

brandon

by vhgj April 17, 2011