small bowl theory 

The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.

"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."

small bowl theory by ekap17 May 16, 2010

bowl snake 

A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.

Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.

No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.

Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.

You: Dude! That is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn't your parents ever teach you to flush?

Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!

You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.

Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!

bowl snake by TANSTAAFL1 February 23, 2011

Retro Bowl 

Retro bowl is an football game that has gameplay that looks like it came from your grandmas computer from the 80s, but somehow this game is so addictive that once you download it ur glued to your phone all day beating the shit out of the lions.

I played Retro Bowl in class one day now the whole school is addicted to it

Retro Bowl by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) November 8, 2021

Bowl Coater 

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.

"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".

Bowl Coater by MattKV July 1, 2008

Wing Bowl

One of the craziest days in Philly the Friday morning leading up to the Super Bowl. It's a hot wing eating contest supported by Philly Sport Station 610 WIP, but lately it's very similar to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, in that there's drunken people everywhere, people tailgate in the parking lot, girls flashing their tits or ass, and the contestants and their entourage are paraded around the Wachovia Center on floats. There are contests for the best entourage, best float, best Wingette, which is like a stripper that serves as a sort of cheerleader for the Wing Bowl. Overall, the best festivity before Super Bowl Weekend in Philadelphia!

New Orleans kid: Yo do you wanna go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras?

Philly kid: Sure, but first, let's go to the Wing Bowl before that.

Wing Bowl by the ace of spaces 10 January 30, 2009

corn eyed bowl choker 

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

corn eyed bowl choker by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

Home Bowl Advantage 

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.

Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!

Home Bowl Advantage by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009