Blowout

a hair do looking like a cloud which drugs can be hidden in

Yo nigga hide them drugs in dans blowout

by ihaveatoopee March 15, 2006

Blowout

The old school definition goes as such: More common in older men, wherein they go without sex or masturbation for so long that their nuts literally burst. (p.s. this can't really happen)

Jonesy had gone so long without seeing a lady, he had himself a blowout.

by AnakinVader1138 February 28, 2006

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 01, 2020

Carpet Blowout

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.

"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"

by Sivart Ferguson February 10, 2010

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.

That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.

by Bpetro October 20, 2014

mexican blowout

Getting the squirts after a fine night out at a Mexican resteraunt. Toilet bowl usually appears as if it is buried in mud after blowout commences.

Wow, that Chipotle is really getting to me, I hope the Mexican blowout doesn't occur in my trousers.

by Toiletry&FineDining March 12, 2015

veggie blowout

When ur vegan coffee makes your bowels uncontrollable

Dawson drank the vegan coffee and had a veggie Blowout of epic proportions

by Hiwhatzup December 08, 2016