Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with cute little blonde girls, and the desire to eat their hair.

He was going to come out with us, but his Cute Little Blonde Girl syndrome flaired up so he went to the freshman dorms and pretended his car broke down. For 6 consecutive hours.

by JoshHammerCraft April 22, 2011

blonde with sand

A coffee with cream and sugar.

I'll have a scone and a blonde with sand please.

by Her Dudeness February 27, 2006

blonde chick screaming bananas

A blond female screaming "banana"

"blonde chick screaming bananas"

by Big Dick John February 14, 2014

blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.

1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011

San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d October 1, 2008