bathtub bong

The item of marijuana paraphernalia that is evolved when one is so chronic that one brings ones gravity bong into the bath with oneself.

Usually in the form of a 2-liter soda bottle with the bottom cut off, the bathtub bong is always the piece in a marijuana smoker's collection that he has had the most fond memories with.

Because you can't call yourself a pothead if you haven't passed out in a bath full of warm bong water.

Stoner: "Yo, Brosephus Rex, where's my bathtub bong?"
Roommate of Said Stoner: "I was using it in the sink like a normal person, you fuckin' pothead."

by CocaineMorman420 March 19, 2009

Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016

baptard

A slang term used to describe a member of a group of super baptists who exclude non baptists from their group.

That freaking baptard stood me up.
Im gonna smack that baptard.
My friends left me, those asshole baptards!

by Fosheezle January 13, 2006

Westboro Baptist Church

A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.

Westboro Baptist Church is a nightmare for the sane, leftist people of America.

by Deathgrind > you September 5, 2007

Westboro Baptist Church

A 'church' that hates (but says God hates) everybody but themselves.

They should go all out and say 'God hates people who aren't members of the Westboro Baptist Church'

by Cobui February 16, 2010

BaptismOnFire

A kid on youtube who often makes "Horror Film parodys" featuring characters like Freddy krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street), Jason voorhees (Friday 13th) etc....
He also writes songs (normally parodys) and random vide blogs, he isnt very well known on youtube, but he hasn't got many haters. He also stars in other youtube channels such as TheLowBudgetShow (a collab channel) and TheLonerBoys.

BaptismOnFire is a youtuber

by TheLon3rBoys March 19, 2010

westboro baptist church

A non-christian church, violates christian ideology while claiming to belive in it, discrinates gay's, lesbians, cross-dressers, transexuals, intersexuals, catholics, muslims and jews. Claims that god hates homosexuals, despite the fact that god was happy with all that he created (as said in Genises) and also is evil. Not to be confused with your average baptist church.

God hates fags!

I think god hates Westboro Baptist Church

by Agent Pennypacker May 1, 2008