Balloon Butting

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014

Kek Ballos

If something is funny or cool, the word kek ballos can be used. The origin comes from kek balls which means funny testicles. This is of course one of the most used words in the oxford dictionary. Kek means LOL and comes from WoW

If something is sad or annoying, the word sollab kek can be used. This is the reverse of kek ballos

-Hey man, I just lost my virginity
-Wow, that is very kek ballos

-My girlfriend cheated on me.
-Damn that is sollab kek.

by Orrvish January 27, 2021

Balloonia

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

by Really?????? June 30, 2010

Nigger ballet

Professional basketball

Yea man, I just never got into watching nigger ballet

by Mick dodge June 2, 2015

ballet

an extremely rigorious but fun and rewarding SPORT. generaly stereotyped by dancing on toes, the color pink, tutus, spinning around, and being graceful. i say it is characterized by bloody feet, sore muscles, hard work, lots of sweat, falling on you butt(by mistake of course), fond memories of performing, excitement of sharing something you love with an audience.

I take a ballet class 6 days of the week.

Ballet makes me very tired.

I love dancing ballet.

by krazykookyketchupgirl September 28, 2005

Balloon Boy Syndrome

A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.

Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.

Person 2: That poor man.

by MikfozHasLupus November 16, 2009

ballet

Like a sport, only harder. Takes up all your time and you still suck

I have ballet all the time and I still suck

by No thank you angel December 11, 2016